I could talk about dreams all day! I actively lucid dream and experiment with/in the dream state. I must say, though, that is one crazy dream you had! I'm sure - even in 'pop pastrydom', Freud would find plenty to read into, though I'd be curious to hear Jung's input.

Despite your dream's outlandish,"Stuck in the closet with Vanna White" vibe, it still maintains a very structured and logical feel to it. (Extra points if you got my reference). In fact, its cohesion begs that much more interpretation!