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"...and, while this might go without saying, you can't install the hpricot gem if you don't have Xcode/the Mac OS X developer tools installed."
:-)
I realized this a while after I posted it (working on a Mini without Xcode). I'm working on hpricot-independent versions of a few Services and scripts, I'll post them when I've got it figured out :).